I am literally peeing myself with laughter at these unfortunate incidents!! LMFAO

I luckily do not have a lady garden story, or indeed issue since I have a very lovely little bald patch there, I did try to shave it once in order to encourage re-growth but to no avail, you could call it a reverse heart as the heart baldy shape is in the middle with topiary around the edges, so to speak!

I have had a pink moustache incident though, not sure its as funny, but here is the story anyway...

my lovely hubby is always telling me how much he loves me, even with a few extra pounds... (awwww) except one day he said "I love you so much, even with your little moustache..."

HANG ON.... moustache!!!!! What fecking moustache???

Now I know I am half Spanish, hence darker hair, skin, eyes, bald lady garden, but I'm only 35 for fecks sake, the moustache is not due for at least another 5 years, along with the beard!

I take a look and sure enough, fine, but dark hairs are appearing on my top lip, now not one to shirk the removal of unwanted anything, I march to the nearest chemist and buy a set of "sensitive area, including top lip" wax strips.

and I set to work...

I waxed diagonally, horizontally, vertically, upwards, downwards, back to front and front to back and then all over again... about five times. I'm not one for reading instructions you see so I missed the bit where it says "do not wax the same place more than once"

we were going on holiday the next day, luckily it was walking the Cotswolds Way and not Bali, but pink moustache doesn't quite capture the state of my face... the words (in extreme laughter) of my hubby does though:

"baby, you look like a squirrel jumped on your face in the night and gave you two big love bites either side of your mouth..."

the "love bites" stayed in place for the entire week

so, if he loves me "even with the little moustache" he can keep the blimmin moustach!