You automatically
double-knot everything you tie.
You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the
dishes.
You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to
gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your
children are at school!
You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots
mixed with applesauce. You weep through the scene in Dumbo
when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does
to you. You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a
book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and
Eggshells. You spend a half hour searching for your
sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't
you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?" You are out
for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some
real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that
you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!
